I'm not normally
one for fanfiction, but on a lark, I decided to do this as a bit of a
writing-planning exercise. There's been a lot of complaining about the, at the
time of this writing, new New Warriors (2020) comic, with its, as some might
say, "insultingly forced diversity and cringey Zoomer pandering". I'm
long done with mainstream comics and the nonsense surrounding their productions
over the last few years, but this latest project of theirs is getting so much
flack, I'm seeing multiple channels touch on it on my YouTube rec feed.
Here's the trailer everyone is whinging on about.
And yes, it is a
profoundly silly looking team. Granted, as a Gen X-er who has no stake in all
the identity politics and ideological terminology this book is drawing from,
I'm not going to sit here and say what would or would not appeal to the Zoomer
crowd. Nor am I going to pretend like I'm a superior writer to those who have
actually succeeded in making comics their profession.
But sometimes
seeing the controversy surrounding this sort of stuff makes my own gears turn.
In a way, I see what they are going for thematically with this group, and I
don't inherently hate the idea. For the most part, these are at least a group
of original characters, not forced replacements for established ones. Yes, they
are a new group of New Warriors, but hero teams gain new members all the time,
and if they are published long enough, having a whole new generation of
characters join the group is perfectly valid.
Do I think this
particular group is a good fit for the New Warriors? Honestly, I don't know.
New Warriors has been a property that's seen a lot of re-imaginings over the
years, usually unsuccessfully. After the original run of pretty damn good
comics, the team has been bounced between multiple phases, with most of the
original members moving on to other groups. And comics re-use team names for
new groups all the time, too. The current Champions team has nothing at all to
do with the original short-lived group. So, really, I'm not that hung up on the
fact that it’s a "New Warriors" comic. The entire premise is that the
old New Warriors are training this new group, because a law was passed that
means teen heroes cannot operate without the supervision of older heroes. Sure,
whatever.
Anyway, this isn’t
really about my opinion on the New Warriors legacy, or the validity of the new group.
This is a thought exercise for how I might iterate on this team concept,
pitching it as something perhaps a little less cringey, while trying to
maintain most of the elements present. Bare in mind that at the time of writing
this, the comic still isn't out, and the trailer for it has given us very
little information about the characters beyond their powers and the symbolism
of their names. Only three of the five characters are given an origin, which consists of a single sentence explanation for how they got their powers. We don’t even know their civilian identities yet. And its
really this complete lack of knowledge, I think, that is making this comic so
easy for pop-culture pundits to make a big deal about it; they can insert
whatever talking points they want and flash the handful of out-of-context,
silly-looking pictures as if that’s all they need to prove their theories,
because there is literally nothing else of substance to extrapolate from. To be
fair, Marvel didn’t do itself any favors with that trailer, but there’s so much pre-release hate for it, it
makes me want to give the comic the benefit of the doubt.
Which is, of
course, partly why I felt like doing this “pitch.” Frankly, I don’t have much
faith, either. I’m fully confident the comic will likely be garbage. But I
don’t know yet, because it hasn’t actually come out. Whatever else is going on
with the production of this book, who knows, maybe the actual story and characters won’t be that bad. I mean,
they probably will. But who knows?
In the meantime,
instead of railing on about culture war agendas, I can instead fill that lack
of information in with a brainstorm on how I might approach this team concept
if I were just given the names, powers, power sources, and pictures to work with, and told to
come up with something just from that. And so, here’s my fake, iterative pitch of Vigil, aka, Marvel's New New New New New Warriors.
If anything I list below ends up being accurate to the real depiction, well,
chalk that up to a very lucky guess.